My Scariest Things

If you’re looking for something a little bit cheeky to sing along with the Carols being played and sung during the holiday season – try making up your own!  Think: Adam Sandler’s Chanukah Song.  Or if you’re not quite that creative (me! me! me!), give a go at modifying a known song’s lyrics to suit your mood and/or interests.  Something a little like this:

My Scariest Things

(sing to “My Favorite Things”)

Fridays the Thirteenth
and Nightmares on Elm Street
Ashley J Williams
and Texas’s raw meat
Red, dripping packages
tied up with strings
These are a few of my scariest things
Masked Michael Myers
and blood-covered puzzles
French horror’s heroines
and dark rooms with muzzles
Chest-bursting aliens with tails that sting
These are a few of my scariest things
Girls who fight back
with knives and with axes
So much gore I’m forced to
take off my glasses
That girl crawling out a TV in the Ring
These are a few of my scariest things
When Cujo bites
When La Femme snaps
When Jaws gets mad
I simply remember my scariest things
And then I don’t feel so bad!

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Don't let the day job fool you, this computer consultant knows the Ooky Spooky. De7en was weaned by Jaws, suffered through puberty with Carrie, and tore into adulthood hand-in-glove with Freddy. From foreign frights and classic cuts to gallons of gore and more extreme fare, De7en is always ready to dig into something fresh.