Some people would claim most slasher flicks qualify as porn due to the gratuitous violence and nudity.
I… don’t see a problem with that – and beg to differ. You want some real violence and smut? Horror Porn (Horno? Porror?) is where it’s at.
So let’s start this off with a threesome (giggity) of oldies but goodies by Burning Angel Entertainment.
XXXorcist
Tommy Pistol, Joanna Angel and Doug Sakmann team up to bring you some seriously good head. One that twists, spews green, and totally puts out. This time Regan is over 18 – possessed – and horny when the priest comes over to cure her ailments. And the best cure? Holy Water? Scripture? Nope. Sexcorcism! Truth.
If you want hardcore, XXXcorcist provides it. And pea soupness? In spades. But the best part? No, not the crucifix made of dildos. The ridiculous one liners. I can’t recall a single second of the flick where I wasn’t laughing.
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Re-Penetrator
The trio are back for round two, this time in an homage of my favorite Jeffrey Combs flick - Re-Animator. Tommy Pistol plays Dr. Breast – and much like Herbert West, he has a fascination with raising the dead. With his penis.
Dr. Breast had tried to resurrect the dead before – buuuuut they just wanted brains. Will he make that mistake again? Hell no. This time, they want sex. Sweet. Bloody boners and a great reenactment of the original “severed head giving head” scene from Reanimator. Not as gory as XXXcorcist – but still pretty hot and funny. No complaints here.
Evil Head
Saving the best for last? Why yes. Also directed by Doug Sakman – and starring Gia Paloma (first chick to get donkey punched on film) and Tommy Pistol – Evil Head is a pornographic spoof of one of my personal faves – Evil Dead. Unfortunately, this is the one film which I haven’t seen the whole thing. This is unacceptable. Dear readers, if you find me a copy – I’ll fucking adore you forever.
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XXXorcist is pure perfection. I love Re-Penetrator too, but it’s not as gory or as much fun as XXXorcist.
Have i told you about Camp Cuddly Pines, Power Tools Massacre? I friggen LOVE that movie. It’s a send-up of TCM and F13 movies, with a little goofy Scream/Scary-Movieness thrown in for good measure.
I’d like to see a soft-core edition…you know with ‘The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing’ and such.
As far as I can find, “Evil Head” hasn’t been shot yet. That teaser was it… just a feeler to see if there was any interest. I have a PRODIGIOUS archive of horror pron, and sadly there’s an empty hole with EVIL HEAD waiting to be filled.
If you like lots of gore, check out L.A. Zombie Hardcore (it’s a gay flick, but hilarious!)
Hah, I will most definitely check it out
Don’t hesitate to email me some suggestions – gotta make sure my collection eventually rivals yours XD
I don’t think Evil Head was made. Gia Paloma, as far as I know, is retired and a mommy. I’m pretty sure it’s to fellow star Tommy Pistol.
Anyways, Re-Pentrator and the XXXcorist are good fun. I <3 Joanna Angel and Burning Angel!
Damn shame it wasn’t too. I can’t think of a better spoof porn then one involving boomsticks and Candarian Demons