Horror Porn: The Human Sexipede

By
Meg
– April 5, 2011Posted in: Film, Main, Movie Reviews, Opinion, Random, Trailers

Some people would claim most slasher flicks qualify as porn due to the gratuitous violence and nudity.

I… don’t see a problem with that – and beg to differ.

You want some real violence and smut? Horror Porn (Horno? Porror?) is where it’s at.

Round two  is brought to you by the twisted mind of Lee Roy Myers – and his porn parody of… you guessed it…

The Human Sexipede. C’mon. You knew it had to happen.

Tom Byron stars as Dr. Heiter – who kidnaps/assists some sexually starved hotties and show’s them how to “join” forces in order to achieve endless ecstasy. Hot? Why yes.

I have to admit that going into this I was expecting something more taboo then what it really was. I can’t bash some sweet contortionist oral love, but when you’re parodying one of the most controversial flicks of the past few years, I kinda expect a bit less… well…fluffing.  Bonus, however? Dr. Heiter is kind of a hoot.

Am I head over heels for The Human Sexipede? Not as much as stars Sunny Lane and Amber Rayne obviously. Zing.

But I will recommend catching it if you have the time. Check out the trailer below and let us know your thoughts.

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Previous Reviews:

Horror Porn: Evil Head, XXXcorcist, Re-Penetrator

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Blond, bold and brainy. Already scared aren’tcha? When Meg’s not book learnin’ or arguing the anatomy of zombies – shes probably in the ocean, watching star trek, or forcing everyone around her to endure horror moviethons. Bruce Campbell? Her personal demi-God. Costuming, comics, charity work, college and a kidlet take up most of her time. But seriously, who needs sleep when you’re training the future generation of nerd? With great power comes great responsibility…..or something.