Horror Porn: Scream XXX and Gayracula

Some people would claim most slasher flicks qualify as porn due to the gratuitous violence and nudity.

I… don’t see a problem with that – and beg to differ.

You want some real violence and smut? Horror Porn (Horno? Porror?) is where it’s at.

Boris and I team up for round three (round threesome?) of Gores Truly’s Horror Porn featurette – this time? With more violence and sucking.

Sweet.

Meg: Scream XXX

Do you like scary movies? Do you like the potential of death by Dildos? Then you might dig Scream XXX.

Scream XXX is less of an actual spoof of the original movie itself and more of a “making of” take that will leave you hot, bothered, and yes, laughing. The flick is about the filming of Stab XXX and features a hysterical (and thank goodness clothed) cameo by Ron Jeremy.

I was a little disappointed in the severe lack of blood. And by lack, I mean completely nonexistent. Spoofs are supposed to homage – and this one? Didn’t make the cut. However, what it didn’t provide with the creepy it kinda made up for with ample bangin’ scenes. Kinda.

Want some gore with your whores? You may want to look elsewhere. But looking for some no holds ‘bare‘d action and shit tons of laughter, terrible acting, and an overabundance of WTF jokes? Then Scream XXX is where it’s at.


Check out the trailer below:


Boris: Gayracula


You don’t have to be a homosexual male to enjoy gay porn. Seriously. Directed by Roger Earl , Gayracula (1983) is definitely a product of its time. The flick begins with a group of “holy men” taking a coffin to a cave. They open the coffin to stake the man inside – but wait – he is a VAMPIRE! So he POOFS into a bat (clearly being “flown” via puppeteer) and makes his great escape. Outside the cave he REPOOFS into a caped man and reveals it ALL including his very prominent… fangs.

It was the year 1783 when Gaylord Young (Tim Kramer) met the Marquis de Suede (Steve Collins). He delivered a package to the Marquis and was told,  “You have done me a great service. Now I must service you!” And after a pulsating, throbbing, sweating, feast of flesh, Gayracula is created! Fast forward 200 years, he’s still seeking to pay back (still sucking, fucking, and biting along the way) the Marquis for the pain and loneliness caused him by turning him fangy. Between the narration and the cheesy synthesized soundtrack, the quality of the flick is oh so laughable and camptastic.

But the scenes of sexy time? Definitely not laughable. Complete with biting, bare-backing, slow-mo load blows, rim jobs, anal beads, a bit of bondage, vintage early 80s men, and group sex, Gayracula certainly invests its time and money into the scenes that matter most.

Stick with the uncut 83 minute-long version – not the 64 minute-cut – for the complete story (what little there is) and full X-rated action.

Previous Reviews:

Horror Porn: The Human Sexipede

Horror Porn: Evil Head, XXXcorcist, Re-Penetrator

Got a favorite Horno? Send me a message or leave a comment - I’ll be sure to check it out.

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Blond, bold and brainy. Already scared aren’tcha? When Meg’s not book learnin’ or arguing the anatomy of zombies – shes probably in the ocean, watching star trek, or forcing everyone around her to endure horror moviethons. Bruce Campbell? Her personal demi-God. Costuming, comics, charity work, college and a kidlet take up most of her time. But seriously, who needs sleep when you’re training the future generation of nerd? With great power comes great responsibility…..or something.