We Murder-Hers dig our fair share of blood, bile, and boobs - but sometimes we need a little splurging to go along with the splatter.
And what better to spend our money on that some bad-ass living dead gear? So in honor of Halloween – here are a few of our favorite zombie digs.
Rule #2: Double Tap
What’s on your zombie apocalypse checklist? Food? Water? Guns? Ammo? If so, Hornady has you covered – at least on that last part. Check out their Zombie Max Ammunition – but keep in mind these babies were designed specifically for use on the living dead. Make sure you read and understand their disclaimer before picking yourself up a few rounds…
Disclaimer: Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is NOT a toy (IT IS LIVE AMMUNITION), but is intended only to be used on… ZOMBIES, also known as the living dead, undead, etc. No human being, plant, animal, vegetable or mineral should ever be shot with Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition. Again, we repeat, Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is for use on ZOMBIES ONLY, and that’s not a nickname, phrase, or cute way of referring to anybody, place, or thing. When we say Zombies, we mean… ZOMBIES!
Now with extra cerebral cushioning...
After spending all day blowing the heads off corpses – what better way to relax then to come home, kick off your shoes, and slip into a pair of these babies? Much softer than the average zed-head – zombie slippers will guarantee to always keep you on your toes.
Take that Girl Scouts.
The only thing worse than having the damned at your door? Solicitors. And they’re twice as resilient. Use this sign made by zedszombieranch to keep them at bay.
Just a little to the right...
So you’ve managed to cull the herd, chase some solicitors away, and finally sit down to relax in some bad-ass slippers. Why not take it one step further and treat yourself to a pat on the back? Or a scratch. Thanks to Neatorama – you no longer need a hand for that. You can get a whole severed arm.
Found any great zombie gear online? Be sure to send it our way.
More sweet gore to grab:
Shop ’til You Drop Dead: Slay ‘em with Style
Shop ’til You Drop Dead: The Blackest of Fridays
Shop ’til You Drop Dead: Brains, Bloody Knives, and Toxic Waste
Shop ’til You Drop Dead: Wedding Edition
Shop ’til You Drop Dead: Slay ‘em with Style Vol. II
I was at the mall the other day and they have a “Walking Dead” board game. Nice Xmas gift for the zombie fan.