Hello there, fellow Jaws-fanatic. It’s been some time since I shared some of my favorite shark-related goodies. What’s a ghoul to do?
Give you some more, that’s what! So here you go, some Bed & Bath goodies for your inner finned-fanatic. Because nothing says “Needs more JAWS” than an under-decorated bathroom. And? It’ll put you in the mood for Shark Week 2012. Never too early to start planning!
First up? Dare your guests to wash their hands with this little number, which could easily double as a soap-holder…
Do you have annoying house-gremlins who like to pee in your shower? Or maybe you have a pool and you don’t want any nasty yellow shenanigans? Then you need this….
What else could you possibly be missing for your bathroom? How’s about a shark shower curtain??? Okay, maybe it’s a little cutesy for horror… but… but it has teeth. LOOK AT THE TEETH. *skeered*
Moving on to your bedroom (…giggity…), you KNOW you’ve always wanted to sleep with the fishies… and now you can with your very own set of fancy Shark bedsheets by that Tommy Hilfiger guy.
Last, but certainly not least… your head needs to rest on the only thing that makes sense for those of us who dream of our beloved Carcharodon carcharias cruising serenely through the ocean…
That’s right. I dream of sharks. WHAT OF IT!?!?! And now you tell everyone that you do too.