Hell-evision: The Following (FOX) Pilot

Before I discuss my views of the premiere episode of Fox Television’s new media darling The Following – I should say a few words.  Primarily, I should just go ahead and tell you right now that I’m wary of the Fox marketing machine.  The more that they promote a series/event/media-spectacular – the more and more sure I feel that it’s going to suck (see: Terra Nova), or that it’s mightily not going to suck and Fox will abandon it due to its niche-style audience (see: Firefly, Fringe, etc. etc. etc).  So either way – why get invested?

Purefoy tries his hand at Lecter-ese

Purefoy tries his hand at Lecter-ese

Which leads right into my thoroughly underwhelmed view of the premiere of this Serial Killer TV Serial.  Yes, Kevin Bacon is terrific and well-cast as the gaunt, haunted former-FBI-profiler  Ryan Hardy.  But c’mon, that’s easy – Bacon is always terrific.  And yes, there was a nicely creepy-cold vibe to the hour – despite all of the series set-up exposition that went on.  And yes again, the conceit of a serial killer with acolytes out in the world carrying on his Edgar Allen Poe-referencing deaths is ingenious.  Are they acting on secret requests from him in prison, or are they all acting alone to honor him?  Maybe both/either?  Lots of questions – and for a LOST-fanatic like me, that’s a good thing.  Oh, and young horror-stalwart Shawn Ashmore is here, too – which made me happy, he’s got a knack for elevating whatever he happens to be in.

You guessed it… there’s a but coming.

BUT.  All the Kevin Baconing in the world isn’t going to make up for the fact that James Purefoy – at least in this first hour – was simply copying Hannibal Lecter, right down to his instantly-recognizable cadence.  Seriously… as a viewer, I kept waiting for the Fava Beans line, it had to be coming any minute.  I’m a fan of Purefoy’s work on Rome (particularly/especially), but I sure as hell hope he plans on taking the character of Literature Professor turned Serial Killer Joe Carroll in a different direction.  Lecter doesn’t belong here, and copy-catting a famous character for instant genre-cred is about as cheap as cheap can get.

Bacon and genre-face Shawn Ashmore

Bacon and genre-face Shawn Ashmore

And then there was the much-hyped GORE.  Or should I say – the complete & total lack thereof?   Other than a few quick shots of grue and one character’s unfortunately removed eyeballs… there was scant little gore to speak of in the premiere.  At least, none that any self-respecting gore-hound would consider fresh or interesting.

Will I keep watching?  Sure – I’ll give Kevin Bacon and Williamson (Scream) the benefit of the doubt and tune in at least a few more times, hoping for some nuggets of genius to keep me interested.  Maybe it will grow into something special and spectacular – but until then, my trepidation about investing in any new Fox series continues.

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