Shark Week 2013 is Coming!

It’s almost that time of the year!



Why should you be excited about this?  Well, why the heck shouldn’t you!?!?!  Sharks effing RULE!!!!  Team Jaws . This year Discovery Channel has more new programming for Shark Week than ever before, including an all-new nightly “Shark After Dark”  talk-show with special guests (Every night, beginning August 4, at 11:00 pm EST).

But wait, there’s more:

  • AIR JAWS: BEYOND THE BREACH – Sunday, August 4, at 8:00 pm EST
    • Behind the Scenes look at all “Air Jaws” features
  • MEGALODON: THE MONSTER SHARK LIVES (WT) – Sunday, August 4, at 9:00 pm EST
    • Aww yeah, Megashark!
  • RETURN OF JAWS – Monday, August 5, at 9:00 pm EST
    • zomg – Shark-Cam!!!!
  • VOODOO SHARKS – Monday, August 5, at 10:00 pm EST
    • No, it’s not a new SyFy film – but it should be – it’s about Bull Sharks.
  • I ESCAPED JAWS – Tuesday, August 6, at 9:00 pm EST
    • Eep, real shark-attack footage – not reenactments
  • SPAWN OF JAWS – Tuesday, August 6, at 10:00 pm EST
    • Tracking the Great White breeding grounds
  • TOP 10 SHARKDOWN – Wednesday, August 7, at 9:00 pm EST
    • 10 wild, crazy, wacky sharks – like the Cookie Cutter shark
  • GREAT WHITE SERIAL KILLER – Wednesday, August 7, at 10:00 pm EST
    • Investigating a pair of Great White attacks off the coast of CA
  • SHARKPOCALYPSE – Thursday, August 8, at 9:00 pm EST
    • Examining a year of terrible shark attacks – the name alone merits viewing
  • ALIEN SHARKS OF THE DEEP (WT) – Thursday, August 8, at 10:00 pm EST
    • Deep-water sharks, like the Goblin and Megamouth are examined
  • GREAT WHITE GAUNTLET – Friday, August 9, at 8:00 pm EST
    • Following abalone divers off the coast of South Africa


Now please pardon me whilst I start planning my Shark Week decorating, baking, and tomfoolery.  It’s like Christmas in August . . . WITH SHARKS!!!   *flail*


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