Sharktopus Versus . . . Everything


 We realize it’s likely you still haven’t recovered from the gloriousness of Sharknado, but hold onto your butts because we’ve got more ridiculous shark flicks coming your way from those wacky people at The Asylum.  Better still – both will star Sharknado‘s bonkers predecessor:  Sharktopus.

Up first:  Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda.  This one stars former revenging Nerd Robert Carradine. The synopsis sounds too-bad-to-be-good to be true:  Sharktopus’ offspring goes toe-to-toe with the latest science experiment “Pteracuda” in a battle for supremacy.  

A dinosaur-barracuda hybrid?  Give this to me right now.

But on sequel  is just not enough, production is already underway on a third installment –  Sharktopus vs. Mermantula.  If you think the title sounds good, just wait . . . It stars B-flick super-star Casper Van Dien and then there’s the plot. Just listen to this batshit nonsense: In order to take down Sharktopus, Ray Brady, a former basketball player is injected with a transformation serum that alters his genetic make-up to become part man, part piranha and part tarantula. Though, unsuccessful at his first attempt to bring down Sharktopus, Ray injects himself with a growth hormone, increasing his strength ten fold and has a final showdown with Sharktopus in a baseball stadium.

Oh HELL yes!

Can’t wait for them? Well, there are already some sneaky peaks of Dien and the cheeserific Mermantula on Roger Gorman’s YouTube channel.  Enjoy and embrace the CHEESE:



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Don't let the day job fool you, this computer consultant knows the Ooky Spooky. De7en was weaned by Jaws, suffered through puberty with Carrie, and tore into adulthood hand-in-glove with Freddy. From foreign frights and classic cuts to gallons of gore and more extreme fare, De7en is always ready to dig into something fresh.