This . . . is the most ridiculous movie ever. Or rather, it will be. Alien Tampon shows us what would happen during an invasion that starts with? Really bad hygiene. While right now it’s just a three minute teaser, the makers of Alien Tampon truly want to make a full feature film. And we? Kind of want to see it. And we’re not sure why.
Want to help? Head over to the Official Alien Tampon Website and Facebook and let them know you’re willing to sit through 1.5 hours of explosions, tentacles, tampons and? Righteous ladies equipped with fully automatic weapons.
Plot: Alien Tampon is a rich three-minute short film – in the form of a trailer – by Max Lais, Hanno von Contzen and Jan Zenkner. Alientampon was conceptualized, produced and post-produced independently and impartially by the young Cologne film production company Chinzilla Films. A UFO breaks through the earth’s atmosphere and falls to the ground. A huge number of police officers and military units are actuated for eliminating the alien threat. A fierce battle against a superior power starts, through forests and cities. Aliens are shot, blood flows, people die. Away from this global problem Jessica, Nicole, Marie and Denise together with Carmen attend college. The girls have been arguing repeatedly, which culminates in a broil. Carmen drops her handbag in the turmoil, the contents of which are scattered over the stained asphalt. A tampon lands in a puddle of alien blood. Carmen, humiliated once again, starts crying heavily and inserts the tampon, not noticing the green shimmer. The alien blood is contagious: she mutates and becomes a monster immediately, developing a vicious hunger for rioting, throwing plasma lightning and killing.Carmen’s strength grows. She “recruits” a fellowship – by a tentacle that shoots out of her mouth and thus infects others with the alien virus. Amongst her army is also the extroverted nurse Rita. Marie, Nicole and Jessica, with the support of their friends Tom, Chris and Boris, and Jessica’s grandfather, declare war on Carmen, Rita and their alien allegiance. The clique sets off and battle with a vengeance against the superior power – with the goal to kill Carmen. Here, the paths of her different hunters cross: Bernd joins Chris and Tom while Jackson competes with Wolf and Becker. And at the heart of the chaos – a bloodstained, fluorescent tampon. An alientampon.